Hello, y’all. My name is Mabel Baron, and I’m looking for some new friends.
I just made the acquaintance of this internet contraption, thanks to my friend Michael. I like it here in Parare just fine, you might even say that it’s it the cards that I live here, but there just aren’t enough people! Everyone’s here to stay but no one ever seems to arrive. I want more friends, but it’s also in the cards that I am usually unavailable. So, I’m going to toss my little S.O.S. into the ocean. Come! Help! Give me someone to write to!
I had better skedaddle now. If you leave me your name and address, I’ll try to write you back in five years or so.
Your new friend,
Mabel
